Fuck

This is dumb. I can understand not wanting the cameras to show a guy who was obviously just picked talking on the phone 1 minute before he is announced as the pick. I remember that happening a few years ago and it was annoying. But twitter? Jeez, if it’s that important to a viewer not to get spoiled just stay off…

“He’s really a good kid” - Coach Saban

Fuckin Urban Meyer.

Not only that, but I’m pretty sure that witness protection isn’t some part time gig.

Britt McHenry doesn't deserve all of this shit to are giving her. Why don't you just leave her alone. I mean, she's super hot. Haven't you seen her?

I like the old unis

Brown jerseys with orange pants FTW

I didn’t know the Ryans were brothers. They look white on TV.

This is bullshit. What are they supposed to do if they find a nice couch at the garage sale but there isn’t enough room in the trailer for it?

I was always told that refusing the breathalyzer and field sobriety test was the proper thing to do in this situation. Is that still the case?

Ugg, I live in Cleveland, and believe it or not Kiley is less of a dipshit than his fuckwad partner Chuck Booms, although they are both terrible. Their “show” is unlistenable and makes you stupider for every second that it penetrates your ears by accident. The worst days of the year are the ones where I forget my iPod…

Earnest Byner

I know you guys were watching Mozgov, but did you see that girl's boobs?! Watch it again. They're, like, really big!

C'mon, the NFL already has it's hands full with this whole Ray Farmer texting situation, that if left alone could collapse the entire league. When that situation is handled and they are damn sure the juggernaut Browns are severely punished they may be able to take a few minutes to consider this unimportant…

Well, he probably decided not to shoot him because he couldn't tell if the guy was black or not. Better safe than sorry.

Orange Shirt Guy is like a ninja cat. He moved so fast you couldn't even see it.

That must have been exciting in person. That crowd is going absolutely apeshit!

What is that even supposed to mean?

So, your tips for buying weed are to ask a weed smoking friend first, and ask a stranger in a bar second. If that fails go to a concert and ask a white guy with dreads.