Would you use a similar regimen for a basketball game? - Chris Bosh

I saw the link yesterday and vowed to get through the whole thing and didn't even come close.

Not really. Would you rather have Dalton and kinda sorta have to stick with him knowing you are going to win 10 games and get a first round debacle every season? Or would you rather have a mess that you know needs to be fixed and set about trying to do fix it (even if the Browns have failed at that for 15 straight…

Serious question: which team has a better QB situation? The Browns or the Bengals?

You had to ask again because nobody felt like answering such a dumb fucking question the first time around.

if you disrobed and stood bent over with cheeks spread in front of a mirror, my guess it you would notice an extremely red sphincter. The color of your sphincter could accurately be described as scarlet.

You leave my grandmother out of this you sonofabitch. My grandmother is a saint. A SAINT! One more comment like that and I'm going to meet you in Temecula.

That was a sweet scorching hot burn over 3 hours in the making! I'll be feeling that one for a while!

My wife took a picture of me during the 3rd quarter last night when I went to the kitchen to get a (nother) beer.

Great, now the tip of my thumb is burnt from scrolling past your fiery hot take.

Do you want to change your bullshit story, ma'am?

I know. It's so weird. Good looking NFL QBs hardly ever get hot chicks. I can't explain it.

Well if you're going to bring up old shit, the Browns HAVE won championships. They just hadn't decided to call it the "Super Bowl" yet. And it was more than half a century more recent than the Cubs last World Series.

Cry me a river for that fucking knucklehead. He misses ten games, dogs it on the field when he gets back, and then misses practice?

Thank god they aren't paying him a lot of money!

I didn't know what it was. Then my kid got Minecraft for his birthday and it is without a doubt then best damn present I've ever...err...I mean...he's even gotten.

That's interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.

People who tape the paper to the box should be ashamed of themselves.

I'm skeptical of anyone who types "alas" in earnest.

lol, what?