Goddamnit Cleveland. Haven't you embarrassed me enough for one fucking day? Thank Dog I'm drunk.

YEAH! HACK THE PLANET!!!

"The Ducks played just one team in Sagarin's top ten — Michigan State (No 10) — and just one more in his top 20, UCLA (No. 17), and just one more in his top 25, Stanford (No. 22)."

I don't think a remake with Ferrel and McCarthy is a bad idea necessarily, but the Stelling tie-in has a fatal flaw. Sterling would be the Midler character, obviously. And while Bette Midler (who was brilliant, just fucking brilliant) was an abrasive lunatic, she was ultimately a sympathetic character who got over…

"Don't worry, you'll be just fine. Better than ever!"

Lighten up, Francis.

I guess the midgets aren't getting an apology, though.

well, since he walked on in August, and was mostly a practice player who probably didn't have his brain turned to soup in the last couple months, maybe you should just mourn the tragedy of the end of this kid's life for at least 24 hours before you try to somehow pin it on Urban Meyer.

To be fair, it was a complete horseshit penalty call.

I don't know, at least it wasn't the old "Sorry if you were offended" type of bullshit that you usually see.

I guess I'm old but I'm just astounded by the stuff that apparently goes on normally in high schools. Nothing to do with the rapes and subsequent treatment of these girls, which is soul crushing (and I hope Brian burns in hell for eternity). But apparently it's not unusual for kids to have sex in the bathrooms at…

What's the best one for kids?

He should call up Ben Tate and start a bowling team.

"I only became aware of their existence this morning, and it has been one fucked-up day because of it"

Jeez, Carrot Top really let himself go.

A few of my friends and fellow Cavs fans have come up with a few names for Gilbert, but my favorite remains "Le Pettite Douche".

actually, they won their last big SEC bowl game. That was the year after they beat Oregon in the Rose Bowl.

when I replied it only had 1 star.

What did AJ Green say?