holy shit Gouda, I can't believe you pulled it off. I thought, no way is anyone gonna fall for this troll, but there it is.

don't worry, Murtaugh and Riggs made it safely into the tub and are OK.

Well that's just awesome. Thank you SOOOOO much! I'm going to nominate you for an award!!!!!

WTF, are you serious? The dude got drafted, was happy, then kissed his boyfriend. What about that is "THROWING IT ON TO OUR FACES!"?

It's incredible that you think this post makes you not one of the idiots.

you're probably better off. Twilight is low hanging fruit. Poor effort on my part.

"... there is nothing that can possibly justify banning a piece of literature."

You seem pretty bent out of shape about the whole thing.

pork bellies, hmmmm

Waiting on confirmation that the Clippers stand heartache to heartache.

Can Adam Silver make him sell the team?

"Can you guess the next talking point after Spain's venting session? Hint: It wasn't not the Knicks."

Bullshit. That wasn't synchronized at all.

I'm a lifelong Cleveland fan by birth. I was down there yesterday. This stuff just sucks so much. It's so fucking embarrassing.

They've got a name for people like you J.R. That name is called "recidivism." Repeat offender! Not a pretty name, is it J.R.?

Why is this a problem? College kid who has a girl licking his face and rubbing her bewbs on him seems like the main goal of 99% of male college students.

Spectacular. I only wish the Chuck Finley card also said "Hoke N' Smeat"

ENT? When did you start talking about an ENT? You said that you went to a surgeon because you had a tooth that was split and you needed an implant. That's what oral surgeons do, not ENTs. You further said that the surgeon also wanted to pull your wisdom teeth , which you further claimed didn't exist. Your implication…

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Sara implied in her original post that an oral surgeon wanted to take out wisdom teeth that weren't there and she didn't have. That was an inaccurate representation of what actually transpired. My objection was that the story Sara presented made very little sense as described, and was just another…