Well, if you were there for a consult (and I am skeptical that you could have much of a consult for anything involving your sinus without a panoramic radiograph), then you shouldn't misrepresent what happened there by implying that some shyster surgeon recommended you have wisdom teeth removed when you were certain…

What I'm telling you is that your wisdom teeth are still present on x-rays even if you can't see them in your mouth. They are on the x-Ray. And if there are no radiographic wisdom teeth present, nobody is recommending extractions. That doesn't happen. It has nothing to do with me being present for every second on…

So, he didn't have an x-Ray. He was apparently going to do an implant without an x-ray then?

What I'm saying, and what you still can't comprehend, is that if a surgeon recommended you to have your wisdom teeth out, they were certainly present on an x-ray. Nobody told you to get out wisdom teeth that weren't present. That didn't happen. If you think that's what happened then you misunderstood and you are…

What I'm referring to is your silly gibberish about having "no empirical proof" that you even had wisdom teeth. That's not what happened. If you were going to get an implant you were 18 years old, at minimum. If you were 18 years old you had wisdom teeth on an x-ray, even if they were unerupted. If you were being…

So much of that makes no damn sense. You have no idea what you are talking about.

I'm not sure what you had done when you were 11, but you didn't get your wisdom teeth out. You may have had your first bicuspids out to make room, but that is generally done under local.

Good lord, it's like you tried to see how much wrong information you could fit into one short post.

It's strange that Gumbel would mistake Miller for a brother. I mean, it's pretty clear that he isn't. Race really has nothing to do with this anyway.

Don't worry about it, dude. I say way stupider shit on a daily basis and don't even have an excuse.

I'm also a lifelong tOSU fan and also alumni. I agree that the "THE" is silly. But I like it. Most schools have their own goofy shit going on. I think most OSU fans don't take it too seriously and I'll bet most of them think this headline is funny and a well deserved rip.

On the one hand, you're right. You're absolutely right about everything you just wrote.

Holy shit. Don't ever tell somebody that again. You sound like a complete asshole.

For the lulz?

Who the fuck said anything about holes? For me to find holes in her story I'd have to give enough if a shit to read it. And who has time for that when there are dick hole surgeries to read about?

I don't understand why you find it impossible that this woman would be kidnapped after flying to Russia.

C'mon Salty and take your medicine. That apostrophe was horseshit.

Drugging and raping women?! Who does this guy think he is; some kind of comedian?

His responses to the first question reminded me of Clark Griswald.