I have 2 young kids (poor bastards) and so I have a fridge full of 2%. I'm not about to buy cream extra for scrambled eggs so I need a ruling on the 2%. Historically I have added a little, so now I need to know if that's OK or if I'm history's worst monster.

I prefer wheat for most things, but white is the only choice for a bologna sandwich. And I don't give a shit what anyone says, a velveta grilled cheese is phenomenal.

I disagree. I've done thousands of hours of research watching porn in 2 minute increments and can say with confidence that nut sucking is not confined to the gays.

Fuck slide shows. Fuck 'em right in the ear.

I don't see the problem. Some Chinaman needed a lawyer for some legal stuff and he looks pretty satisfied. Why do all of you people seem to think the Orientals aren't allowed to have lawyers? That's racist, people.

I call shenanigans...

It's like talking to a brick wall.

"Coach, if you need one yard, I'll get you three yards. If you need five yards, I'll get you three yards." - Leroy Hoard

My point about FSU's schedule wasn't that OSU should be in over the Seminoles. My point was that you never hear about their crappy schedule but that's all you hear about with OSU. and you wouldn't have found many Buckeye fans complaining about being on the outside looking in if Bama and FSU both finished unbeaten. The…

They haven't lost in two years. If they win next week that will be two wins against top 15 teams. And let's not mention that their strength of schedule is already ranked tougher than FSU.

Lol, Wiski's better than Ohio State. Their only real loss is to err...umm....Ohio State. but it doesn't count for reasons I will articulate directly.

Is it your contention that Blackmon is repeatedly breaking the league's substance abuse policy as a form of civil disobedience, much like Muhammad Ali and Rosa Parks?

I'll agree with you, apologize, and eat the appropriate amount of shit for my comment if it turns out Justin's substance abuse problem is something other than a dude getting busted a few times for smoking weed, which was my assumption as well as the OP's to whom I was replying. If it is something other than that you…

I don't disagree with you, but it's kind of beside the point isn't it? The rule is in place, and this guy is apparently too fucking stupid or completely lacking in the smallest bit of self control. Millions of dollars at stake and he just can't help himself. It's pathetic.

Fucking slideshow. Rolling Stone can rot in hell with their annoying slideshows. I'll slam my junk in a car door before I click through one more Rolling Stone slideshow.

OMG...I have a smokers penis! And I don't smoke!

I was at the show. It was fucking amazing. Closed with a second encore of Black, Alive, Rockin in the Free World, and Yellow Ledbetter.

Shouldn't the word "reporting" be in quotes in that first sentence?

That might be partly because, with Buster Skrine on the other corner, there is never any reason to throw at Joe Haden.

No wonder it couldn't fly. It looks like they built it out of a pickup truck.