I’m suspicious of anyone who says they don’t have a racist bone in their body. We can certainly hope and try to not be racist but it is so much part of our culture that it takes a conscious effort to ensure you’re challenging yourself when you find racial stereotypes creeping into your thoughts. A lot of every day…

1. Stop cleaning your hull.

“That night, I saw a woman placed on a throne without a kingdom while no one watched.”

It’s not a photoshoot, it’s a digital illustration. WarNymph is not modelling Balenciaga because she can’t because she has no body. WarNymph is not being interviewed, but hey, it’s cute if Grimes wants to pretend interviews conducted remotely are some new invention because she’s just so unique and manic pixie dream…

Just wanted to say that this was excellently written, and I am adding it to my list of all-time favorite Takeout articles.

Whether it’s true or not is immaterial. No one cares whether he is cheating on his wife or having threesomes or whatever. You can’t just go around publicly making sexual remarks about your coworkers. 

They didn’t have a choice. He just kept on going and going.

So they are saying that they have cut staffing levels to the point they cannot cover any absences? I call that poor management. Same as when management claims that time off ill puts the pressure on other employees, it just means they have managed the employee staffing level so poorly they cannot cover illness. In both…

“no game has *ever* been improved by the addition of random jerks.”

I’m confused: a big part of JLo’s job is to be incredibly hot. Her body is exceptional because she works incredibly hard to make it so—-it’s not impossible, just very hard. People do very hard things all the time when they have incentives to do so. I mean, folks are aware that she is a professional performer and…

I’m not a sportsball fan, but I tuned in just to see the halftime show. I legit choked up when I saw JLo wrapped up in the Puerto Rican/US flag, the kids in cages, her daughter and that kid’s choir joining in for a few lines of “Born in the USA.” I thought all of this was the biggest F-U to the Trump administration…

Both Friends and Living Single were just Wings not at an airport.

It’s unfortunate that so few people, especially those in power, understand that money only moves in one direction: Up. There is no realistic “trickle down” effect, and giving tax breaks to the wealthy will never stimulate the economy. Find a way to let the lower economic classes have more money and it will ultimately…

Dear Muggles: Please stop thinking of us as a human shield to use as a buffer for socially acceptable women against creeps and monsters. Because that is a super fucked up way to think about other people, which is what we are. 

“The word ‘women’ never appears in the ERA. Instead, the amendment focuses on ‘sex’ — a word increasingly in danger of becoming meaningless as ideologues push to disassociate the term from biology and replace it with ‘gender identity.’”

NECCO Wafers are delicious and I won’t hear anything of the contrary.

What is it about OHIO that you wouldn’t heat with wood? I love wood heat.

How can we delete video-only posts from our lives?

When you factor in the boob physics, hip sway, seductive walk, playful giggles when sneaking, sexually charged moans when taking damage, make-up application animations, entirely new costumes and outfits that all show off midriff/cleavage/thighs, and a host of other problems it’s painfully clear how much extra work…