Honest answer? I was high. But it holds up!

It’s obvious that the hipster generation is already a lost cause. Luckily, Gen Z has Twix on that list, so when people say “the children are the future,” they obviously specifically mean the children making up Gen Z.

How is no one talking about the fact that Gen Z put Hershey’s on this list? That is some nasty-ass “chocolate”.

We order off the kids menu for our son mainly for portion size. If he’s only going to take a few bites, might as well not spend $15 on a whole meal.

I’m sorry, but we “canceled” fucking Nazis back in 1945. My grandfather didn’t die killing those fucks so people like this asshole and you can have a “difference of opinion”. He should be punched in the face at every opportunity. As for your “both sides” comment. Your Gamergate is showing. Fuck off.

It’s interesting how some authors differ. Robin Hobb started her Elderlings series about the same time as Martin and wrote 16 books - 4 trilogies and one four book series, as well as an unrelated trilogy.

I had the VHS as a kid. Watched it a lot. No memory of the songs, but I do remember when Shredder took over the stage and banished the turtles. There was a cut to the kids in the audience and one kid was swinging his nunchucks that Shredder took notice and called him out. It was humorous.

This is just absurd.

There are many parts of Maine where they could just buy a new house for $100k after taxes.

I do have a bizarrely hardline food habit borne from Covid-19.

My husband has the absurd idea that any one-piece is a “granny” swimsuit, any two-piece that is not a bikini is lying about being a granny swimsuit, and any bikini that is not simply two tiny triangles up top connected by string, and two slightly different sized triangles on bottom connected by string, in plain black,…

My daughter’s first grade questionnaire included, “My mom is really good at getting the ants out of the kitchen.”

Can we agree never to publish “Ted Cruz” and “clitoris” in the same sentence, again?

The elder son of Mogh would have no patience for Ben Carson’s bullshit

Fuck this couple. My 2 year old son was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder (Severe/Level 3) as well as a Global Developmental Delay in December last year. That was the single most devastating moment in my life to date, listening to four medical professionals read their 24 page report and giving our son his…

Thank you, Bananabunny for highlighting “Decision fatigue.”

This is why, when my 9 yo daughter asks me if a skirt is "ok" for school, I remind her that school dress codes are sexist, patriarchal bullshit, and that all her clothing is ok for school because I bought it and it goes on her body therefore ok.  I imagine these are things she'll discuss with her therapist someday -…

Skai Jackson is from the Disney Channel. I’m guessing the majority of her fans are very wholesome kids who do their homework. 

Yo, Starbucks, your coffee is okay and I’mma let you finish, but Panera has the best chain store coffee of all time.

Probably it is a placeholder for the patient’s surname.