Yes, I AM a monster; just ask my seven year old, who hasn’t been allowed to wear her new cowboy boots to school because it’s been icy up here in the north and those boots are hella slippery on the bottom.

Randy, doing his best Todd impression, did confirm Vaughn was in yesterday’s teaser--put him in the full trailer, you cowards! And while we’re on it, where are Fiona and Sasha??

Rhys’ mustache is VERY on-brand, though.

You should check out Baywatch. I found it surprisingly watchable, apart from an erection “joke” that was minutes too long.

TERFS. ARE. THE. WORST.

For a year I ate ramen with eggs and frozen veggies mixed in for dinner, and a pbj with either a banana or an apple (whichever was the better sale) for lunch.

That stuff is just so fascinating!

It’s SUPER GOOD and you will be constantly asking yourself, “And THAT’S not when the company collapsed? How are there still 200 more pages of this??”

The title to this article is really all that needs to be said here—but dangit I’m a real slut for new EHolmes gossip content.

Tangentially—why do all these AirBnB’s I’ve stayed at lack a dish rack? Who are these SAVAGES??

Noooooo oh no lol

lol I did not, but maybe they were buying from the same supplier?

Oh my god what a nightmare lol

WAS ONE OF THEM A COUNTRY VERSION AND DID YOU MURDER ANYONE

I can do repetition if it’s MY choice--like in high school, when I’d put my new favorite CD in my stereo and just run it whenever I was in my room. I’d change it once I’d learned all the lyrics to all the songs. I guess I just didn’t feel like I really needed to know all the lyrics to “That’s Not My Name”?

No one misses Circuit City!

I hope you find the answers you want someday, or, if they never materialize, the equilibrium to live with the unacceptable mystery of it. I know it’s incredibly frustrating and exhausting and no one likes an unanswered question. <3

He’s just so clueless!

The soundtrack when I worked at Big Box Store came on two discs from corporate and took about 80 minutes to cycle through. It was a nightmare to begin with—if you were working 40 hours a week (which I was, lucky me), you got to hear “That’s Not My Name” by The Ting Tings 6 times a day—but if corporate decided to keep…

I love how committed Zoey is to phoning it in, too. Her reading of the line “You’re out of your tiny minds” needs to be included in her lifetime achievement montage. It’s just so...flat! And yet her face is doing a thing while she speak-yells it? It’s something.