I can understand this. Close members of my family have been dealing with chronic health issues for years now, and remain (despite test after test after test) undiagnosed. A diagnosis gives you a direction, reassurance that you’re not just going bonkers or are somehow weak or lazy. I’m glad she’s found strength in…

Boys, the answer is makeup. Makeup.

TERFs are the worst.

Wait. What?

That’s great! I’m toying with getting a couple of Stitch Fix boxes this year, and I may just tell them “dress me like Cate Blanchett in Ocean’s 8, please and thank you.”

I went through something like this when my second (and final!) child stopped nursing; after five solid years of pregnant-nursing-pregnant-nursing, I no longer needed stretchy waistbands (at least not all the time) or button-down/pull-down tops but all I had left to clothe my human body were the remnants of my college…

I’m sorry--what part of Ecto-1 was blasphemy?

Three shlubs and one hot woman who takes off her glasses and undoes her ponytail. I love Ghostbusters (all Ghostbusters) but I would rather watch Michael Bay toss a keyboard at a wall, grind its keys into a fine dust, use the plastic and metal to rim a glass, toss back a double of absinthe, and vomit up a new…

I love that miniseries and the sequel. I’d rather sit and watch the four and a half hours of that low-budget and earnest miniseries than Lynch’s disaster, which feels like four hours when you watch it anyway.

YUP

I mean, on the one hand, my m-i-l needs to stop watching the Lifetime network so she stops worrying about getting kidnapped while eating alone at a Bennigan’s, but on the other hand, maybe Lifetime is onto something, RIGHT??

Freak out about the noises happening that are probably normal noises but like what if they aren’t normal?? What if it’s an intruder??? Again, probably that’s just the normal thing that happens when the freezer does that thing and the cat happens to thump through her catbox at the same time and I guess it pretty much…

Boy oh boy that was a heartstopping headline. Way to get the clicks, Hazel!

That’s the spirit! Somewhere to ditch the outdoor shoes and hang up the coats! I would also accept an enclosed breezeway between the garage and the house, if I had a garage.

Excuse me, Megan, but I live in rural New England, where most driveways are unpaved and mud season lasts well into June. I DO need a mudroom in the home of my dreams.

I was so mad that I actually left a review for the app. A first!

Yuck-a-doodle!

My 4 y/o would be buddies with yours! During our first family viewing of Home Alone last night, she kept exclaiming, as Kevin set his traps, “That’s a really good idea!”

May I recommend Weird Al’s take: Word Crimes? All the catchiness and none of the creep!

NED?