Sounds like a solid birthday outing, then!

WONDERFUL. I do like keeping my “Best Mom” plaque as shiny as possible and the trailers look excellent.

Most importantly, will my four-almost-five year old, who fell in love with Spider-Man after watching Homecoming and now loves all Spider-Man all the time, love it? Will I be the Best Mom Ever for taking my spider-kid to see it?

Thank you, yes. Exactly.

I only regret that I have but one star to give.

Welp. That’s it, I’m going to crawl under a rock and die of embarrassment now.

Um, heck YES I want to watch Chris Hemsworth flex his comedy muscles. COMEDY muscles, guys, geez.

And it was such a drag. Sucked any ounce of fun right out of the original concept.

See, here in the good ol’ U.S. of A., Christmas means money, and the earlier you put decorations up, the earlier you can start getting those sweet card swipes at the register buying the new decorations. What do you mean, where do the old ones go? In the landfill, baby, that’s capitalism!

Ina’s going at that mustard with a soup spoon toNIGHT.

Magary, how you are not already in regular rotation as a judge on the Food Network is a danged mystery.

Shitshitshitshitshit I’d been sort of avoiding this because I generally knew what it was going to be, and now I’m crying at my desk. Fuck.

I love those sketches. Kenan is a genius.

“Almost every” is not “every,” and you don’t notice just how vast that difference is until you need to use one.

Zdeno Chara is a goddamn gentleman and a delight, who happens to be the size of a tree.

NoooOOOOOOOOOOO LINETTI

Please do line up audio from Tales from the Borderlands (Rhys) and Bioshock: Infinite (Booker) for a fun surprise!

Oh, no way in hell.

I held the original up as my #1 favorite film for years, but--yeah...thorazine? Venkman is suuuuch a creep that it’s been hard to enjoy the same way the last couple of viewings.

Assuming Starbucks will hire them, that is. Hey, I hear McDonalds is soft on harassers and abusers!