You are 1000% correct re: Holtzmann.

The Heat is a genius work.

I really fucking enjoyed his Ghostbusters and there’s not a single takedown piece I have read that detracts from the pure enjoyment I feel watching four professional women inventing stuff, solving problems, making jokes, and supporting each other, all while (shockingly!) failing to pander to the male gaze.

Also a good point!

of COURSE IT WILL FUCKING HAPPEN AGAIN.

Kevin is correct, but that image is an abomination—where is the layer of kirsch-soaked cherries? Instead you give us this SINGLE MARASCHINO ! ?

Jesus does not want to see your legs.

Some of my favorite Conan happened during the writers’ strike. It’s a testament to the man himself that he made coin spinning a joke I looked forward to and got the audience wholly bought in on the prop comedy of saving Abraham Lincoln.

I believe because when you hit it just right, the impact bounces the liquor up out of the shot glass and into a beautiful, fountain like stream that you catch with your mouth? Is that right? That’s how bars work?

It’s a miracle Nic Cage hasn’t stolen Leslie Knope yet--she’s a goddamn national treasure.

“You took my dogs?”

It’s sitting on the top of my to-read pile as I type this. I’m really looking forward to it.

#justfoodeditorthings

It’s just The Swedish Job, though, right? What’s Charlize Theron up to?

I love BUST so I hope they handle this to the OG author’s satisfaction and everyone feels a little better at the end of the day.

I worked at a large blue electronics retailer for a very long time; at some point in the back half of my tenure there, they got walloped on this and we started a mandatory policy (at least in my district) of adding 15 minutes to any employee who was scheduled to either open the doors in the morning or lock them at…

I would assume they polled zero evangelicals on this one.

Yeah, this does not make me mad.

What are you, Robocop?

“We’re each wealthy and established enough that we do not need the legal protections granted by marriage like those lol plebs do”