Yeah, this does not make me mad.

What are you, Robocop?

“We’re each wealthy and established enough that we do not need the legal protections granted by marriage like those lol plebs do”

I thought the price of eating at Chick-Fil-A was your moral integrity???

Yeah, I genuinely love that character. And Garafalo, who is the true hero, of course.

Fuck.

This is the good news we can use in this economy.

The moment Black Flag gave me the ship’s wheel, I noped right on out of there and uninstalled it to make room for something else. Make it skippable! Make it autopilot! I don’t want to sail the dang ship.

Heck yes they do

No, because it is a) not rose gold glitter, b) not $14.99, and c) way WAY bigger than the one I bought unironically at Target.

This is no more about Justin Bieber than the “Cry Me a River” video was about Britn—oh.

I love and trust those McElboys, but not even Justin could persuade me to go see three hours of uninterrupted Buffett.

I did not grow up watching the original, and catching the occasional rerun has never done much for me, so I’ve just been baffled by the whole endealment.

Ghostbusters!

Babe, the show is called Roseanne.

Ah, yes, Battlefield. A series in which I boarded a fighter plan, flew off the island, crashed into an aircraft carrier, survived, and then single-handedly piloted the massive carrier in circles around the island for two hours. So realistic.

I’m a millennial and the homophobic Chick-Fil-A can suck a nut. See also, Hobby Lobby.

I found it more troubling before the line about not having to pay spousal support, and GODDAMN I think I’d make that trade too.

For me, it’s the youthful Paul Rudd bits.

Ohhhhh no, there’s some gems in Grandma’s Boy. For me it’s the entirety of the “I am way too high to drive to the devil’s house” scene.