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Ted Bundy was, by all accounts, a charming, handsome young man who could talk his way in and out of any situation. What he did was HORRIFYING, but I think it’s possible to show ol’ Teddy as a “sympathetic” character up until the point he murders and shows himself to be the violent shitstain he really was.

Fuuuuuuck.

Fuuuuuuck.

Hear, fucking hear.

Hey, what are the odds we can get Lena to do a write-up of what love means in non-Western cultures in an upcoming Lenny Letter?

Do you think he walked in and immediately started surreptitiously scanning for the smallest bean in the room? Like, Where is the baby, I must cuddle it? I think so.

I am so excited for Pizza Purist up there to open this door of pizza toppings and start living his best goddamn life. He has so much joy ahead of him! Go out and walk in the sunshine, you infant of pizzas!

Oh for Fawkes’ sake.

Oh, for Fawkes’ sake.

The amount of agita dudes experience over sitting on a toilet really baffles me. My sister-in-law was briefly engaged to a dude that had to wrap his whole hand in Charmin to wipe, because I guess he didn’t know about hand-washing? IDK.

I can’t RIDE THAT. It’s TOO SMALL. It’s too ROUND. And I think its eyes are looking in different directions. <3 <3 <3

I’m over 24 hours into my farm and the combination of repetitive farming actions and the PS4 controller setup have flared my carpal tunnel! It’s a real tragedy and I, for one, will NOT be playing SV this weekend.

Yeah, honestly, if it’s not just a feature length adaptation of this premise with this cast, what’s the point?

Hmmm. Try Seasons 7 & 8. I can’t go much further than that, sadly, because I stopped having enough time to watch it. Top Chef is so good, too! Did you enjoy the short-lived Dessert spinoff?

This is so SO good to hear! I loved his designs and he seemed like a really positive person.

This is the best season of PR, right? The only other that comes close, for me, is the season we got Siriano and the delightful Chris March.

WHAAAAAAAAT

Honestly who can say in this particular case.

Hush hush I got lambasted a while back on another Jez article for expressing this VERY SAME OPINION, albeit satirically.

...Who puts a bucket of ice on the table? Is this a thing? Is it regional?