I like your spelling, and can confirm that Brit-man Siri comically mispronounces standard travel vocabulary.

I think of mine fondly as Paul Bettany’s Chaucer.

Possibly. Do you pronounce “avenue” “ayve-new”?

Yeah, I have Brit-man Siri, and have never once regretted my choice even as he stupidly mispronounces street names.

You’re not wrong, but the cast as a whole was so good—just get a new showrunner! New writers! I was enjoying it. It was certainly no worse than any random CSI or NCIS.

It is a CRIME that Conviction didn’t get renewed and thus my source of weekly Franzese is eliminated.

Don Cherry???

That scrubby puff pastry is only 25?????

I’ve got to second this—I love a Hawaiian pizza.

Um, sorry, what company? Asking for a fiend—friend! I meant “friend.”

AW YISS my bright dawn, my red sun, and my dark midnight!

*shades in the upcoming palette “Horsemen”

Solidly and compellingly put, my crone sister.

I’m really emotionally invested in Baba Yaga, ok, Renard? OKAY???

Fair point!

HEAR HEAR

I don’t want to be That Asshole, but right now it’s pitting La Llorona against La Llorona, which maybe was the secret all along.

Oh, for sure. Luring-humans-into-mushroom-rings-100-years-of-servitude faeries.

SIRENS FOREVER

Oh shit IS THIS WHERE SHE FALTERS???

addendum: DON’T FUCKING HOVER.