I never considered using anything but “Ms”. Miss just sounds so diminutive. And why would anyone in my professional life need to know my marital status?

She’s doing a great impression of a Macy’s mannequin.

Yes! I think you’ve nailed it, Jinni. Michelle was engaged in the moment and what she was wearing was always secondary to her presence. She had the capability and intelligence to be in those situations as more than set dressing. Melania looks and acts like a mannequin, so she could (if she wanted) give herself more…

You’ve brought up a good point, and I have been self-examining (not extensively, it’s a work day). What about it bothers me in a way that Michelle’s enviable style never did? Is it the whole package? Can I pin my distaste on the beribboned shoes? Is it just that her last name is Trump?  

The dress itself is lovely, but it’s a “one of these things is not like the other” Sesame Street clip situationally.

She looks aggressively decorative.

You are SO right #blessed

Disney’s bone throwing is really a thing for me right now, because I finally saw Beauty & the Beast and the ICONIC GAY MOMENT. ha ha

Well, it can both be a “bone thrown” and be realistic. Maybe give some of those chasing pirates a pair of perky C’s, and really even it up!

Oh, my god, girl, RIGHT? We have arrived.

I used nothing but the occasional bright blue eyeliner throughout college and then stopped totally when I was trapped in the service industry, because I hoped (fruitlessly!) that if I didn’t put on makeup, customers would stop being gross. I got an office job and my office bestie loves makeup and I have fallen into…

That is so unsexy but makes for a great story!

Same.

Yuuuuuuuup

When pressed for further clarification, Mayer said, “Look, I wrote that song about the chick from that high school party movie, which is a universal classic. I think that says what I need to say about sex, okay?”

And all it will take from him will be a “Sorry, luv, you’re right about the legs thing” to show he’s changed.

I think his lawyer was referring to the DNA that came together to give him that uniquely punchable face.

When Millihelen closed, I followed Jane Marie to The Toast, where she ran “Bargain Bin” every Friday. Of course...then The Toast closed. :’(

I didn’t really get into makeup myself until AFTER Millihelen had folded, but it helped pave the way for me and I miss it so much. What color candles do you think we need? OR do we need to all don Korean face masks and enter our local Ulta/Sephora at exactly the same time?

Oh my god I’m going to leave this tab open forever