JANE MARIE! I love you, girl, in a non-stalkery on the internet way.

Really, the question I ask myself when faced with any new film.

Did you defame his reputation by suggesting he isn’t omnipresent?

FUCK

Is it the glibness? I’ve heard he’s glib.

Plus most pigs are waaaaay cuter than my ugly-ass dog.

And how I miss the constant presence of Jane Marie in my life! And Too Much, Girl!

I don’t know if I hate this movie or “One Fine Day” more.

With you all the way.

Local hero, It’sAllYourFoucault, it is you.

I would say embrace the grilling-season theme suggested by hot dogs and go for a side dish as well: corn on the cob!

NOPE. I mean, of course, Entourage, but...NOPE.

I don’t think that’s real handholding. I think that’s a diversion tactic after he tried to steal her purse in the lede picture.

Deep and Edgy things.

I have no patience for Mike Milbury. He’s a self-absorbed fucknut.

Ugh, Katy Perry. UGH Chrisoula.

This is the quality content that I need in my life. Thank you, Claire.

My three year old was studying herself on the potty the other day and had a sudden freak-out when she discovered a HOLE DOWN THERE. Her older sister (5) and I had a fun time explaining that there are actually three holes, but you can really only see one of them. We got to revisit the subject a few times over the next…

Okay, the smartphone thing...I’m as guilty as any smartphone-owning parent of checking it while parenting. And sometimes I also read books. Or fold the laundry. Or make dinner/snacks/smoothies. Mostly what my kiddos are objecting to in any of those situations is that I am not 100% focused on them 100% of the time.

This is legit just the preview for RE: Apocalypse.