When Millihelen closed, I followed Jane Marie to The Toast, where she ran “Bargain Bin” every Friday. Of course...then The Toast closed. :’(

I didn’t really get into makeup myself until AFTER Millihelen had folded, but it helped pave the way for me and I miss it so much. What color candles do you think we need? OR do we need to all don Korean face masks and enter our local Ulta/Sephora at exactly the same time?

Oh my god I’m going to leave this tab open forever

JANE MARIE! I love you, girl, in a non-stalkery on the internet way.

Really, the question I ask myself when faced with any new film.

Did you defame his reputation by suggesting he isn’t omnipresent?

FUCK

Is it the glibness? I’ve heard he’s glib.

Plus most pigs are waaaaay cuter than my ugly-ass dog.

And how I miss the constant presence of Jane Marie in my life! And Too Much, Girl!

I don’t know if I hate this movie or “One Fine Day” more.

With you all the way.

Local hero, It’sAllYourFoucault, it is you.

I would say embrace the grilling-season theme suggested by hot dogs and go for a side dish as well: corn on the cob!

NOPE. I mean, of course, Entourage, but...NOPE.

I don’t think that’s real handholding. I think that’s a diversion tactic after he tried to steal her purse in the lede picture.

Deep and Edgy things.

I have no patience for Mike Milbury. He’s a self-absorbed fucknut.

Ugh, Katy Perry. UGH Chrisoula.

This is the quality content that I need in my life. Thank you, Claire.