Remember Carson’s valiant efforts to Touch the Straight as many times as possible in every episode?

I just discovered Adriene last week, and I have to say—she is delightful! Some might find her language a little too “hippy dippy” (or whatever it is yoga-haters say), but I’m a sarcastic saltbox with a heart of ice, and she doesn’t bother me. Her instruction is gentle and encouraging, and the videos I’ve seen have…

Oh, thank you! That’s really helpful. I always forget how far south those borders extend.

Oh, THANK YOU.

More importantly—isn’t she Slavic? Isn’t it cold in her homeland? Why is she wearing flannel opera gloves and a turtle-cowl? Michelle’s making her look weak and pathetic, showing off her glorious arms in those short sleeves.

“Playing as generically evil-looking Darth Maul, you will play through a series of dark levels, performing dark deeds for profit and sadistic pleasure. Featuring the voice talents of someone with a gritty Batman growl and a good cackle and a couple of interchangeably sultry lady voices. Want grimdark? We’ve got nine…

Basically came here just to say this.

Have they done anything yet to fix the skill-build balance, or are my sims still doomed to die in Level 5 or 6 of their career track?

That photo slayed me. Tears at my desk.

It’s a perfect fit for the CW lineup in that sense: beautiful young people in improbable situations featuring high drama, overreactions, and stylized wardrobes. Also: probably supernatural powers!

Also: A+ username.

I am so ashamed.

Finally, something on which to hang my vague dislike of Ryan Gosling!

Right? This feels like an exasperated mother’s attempt to serve the only thing her kid will eat to a whole party of guests. “Oh, yes, Bradley is SUCH an adventurous eater! We’re so proud!”

OH MY FROGS that’s why he looks so familiar??? I loved those commercials.

Yup, firm “gesundheit”-er here.

Ahh, see, we don’t do Santa Claus because, as atheists, telling our sweeties that deities are pretend and then turning around and asking them to believe the whopper of a man watching you all the time to determine the quality of your holiday gifts to be...inconsistent.

Oh Pam <3

Robert Patrick in “The Marine.” My god, his performance is a Thing To See.

Oh, you mean, tithing?