God of War?

Oh, my stars and garters! I do declare, you could just knock me over with a feather!

This is not new for 2016.

Your ancestors battled the Viper, Randy Orton, for millennia so that they could bathe with the aid of modern plumbing?

Would you say he is a national treasure?

Patch to make any double-digit FF game fun to play.

IT IS WELL PAST TEN THIRTY YOUNG LADY YOU KIDS NEED TO TURN THAT DOWN

Dude, it’s tough to be a kid.

My mom stormed out of her room late one night to give us all an earful because we were listening to the menu screen song over and over and over and over and dancing around our living room like fools during a sleepover.

YOUR KINJA NAME IS ALL THE THINGS THAT ARE GOOD

I, too, hope they kiss.

I just finished listening to the “Charles Manson’s Hollywood” episodes of You Must Remember This and the episode about Roman Polanski gives the victim’s account of what happened. It is gross and unsettling and so much a product of its time. Frankly, I’m amazed that in the context of the environment, she got even the…

Follow-up tip for real parenting success at pageant time: be atheist, skip church entirely, and spend your evenings doing your normal thing that doesn’t involve terrible carols and/or trying to one-up the other parents with your handmade costumes. Bonus! The Holiday can be about giving and wish fulfillment without the…

Same! And thanks —yours is not so bad either.

“Northsplain”

Do you think if I’m really really good this year and don’t yell at my in-laws for voting Trump (“despite reservations”), they’ll include oblique references to her holiday-themed taste test videos?

I went to a women’s college and I would not swap it for anything, even when I line it up against the full ride I could have gotten at the state university (stupid stupid you could be debt free right now stupid). There’s someone yammering downthread about how us girls school alums always cite not having to dress up for…

I, a reasonably heterosexual ciswoman who spends $15 on a bra only if forced to and abhors a thong, actually sat and watched the entirety of the ‘08 (? i think?) VS show from beginning to end, because, in my defense, Seal performed throughout. Heidi came out at the end to that awful song he wrote about her and I…

Thanks! That’s what I was here for.

Yes— it was not just to block the stench, it was to block the sickness particles that travel via stench to infect your doctorly nasal passages.