OH MAN. I feel like I miss out on that stuff, because the nearest Joe’s is still an hour away and I’m not convinced ice cream would survive in the insulated bag :(

It was a near-perfect combination and it looked really fancy for something that came out of the freezer and a jar!

Oh yeah. They have also tempted me with their raspberry tart, cleverly topped with a dollop of their lemon curd. Delicious.

The TJs near me had their pumpkin as their sample the last time I was there and I was VERY impressed with its quality. This year, though, I’m making sweet potato pie.

I just finished reading synopses for both the novel and the film and I cannot for the life of me figure out why anyone thought it would be good. Is the writing that great? Seems like masturbatory dude-lit to me.

Aaaaand for today in “NOPE” headlines...

Brendan, have you ever been tested and discovered to be a GENIUS?

Hmm. Yes. Yes, I will Pinterest the hell out of that.

I hear you, but for me it’s the “Bow DOWN” song from the Invader Zim xmas.

MILLIHELEN YES GAWD ...I only just got into makeup and am feeling very abandoned without the good sense found there.

Space Ghost Coast to Coast reruns.

GET IT INTO MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW TYVM

Bigly.

When asked about his actions, the candidate responded, “What line? If there had been a line, I would have waited in it. I know lines. I’ve stood in so many lines. Ask anybody.”

Melania has The List of Jericho?!

My ward only has one ballot scanner, so I had to bide my time getting in and out. Three ballots at seven seconds each made a line of only twenty people seem very long indeed! When I finally got up to the machine, I complimented the election worker on her houndstooth shirt. She said she had worried that it might be too…

I have two daughters and you’ve brought tears to my eyes. Thank you.

I just want to get this out into the universe: I love each and every one of you nasty whore bitch liars and I will keep you company in lonely hell (whatever that is because I’m atheist, so I guess it means I have to be scattered with your remains and we can disintegrate into the biosphere together?).

I know, it’s terrible. Like, dudes...go read io9 or IGN or literally any other publication about nerd entertainment if you can’t handle the idea that women are human people, too. I’ll read the articles, but I stop at the end and scroll back up. The comments are just not worth it.

HE SAVE BREAD!