It’s like all the trolls hate-reading The Mary Sue just so they can jump on every article about Ghostbusters 2016 to inform you how Actually no, it really sucked super bad, like on a movie level, just not a good movie.

Ohhh no but cousins should bread. Cousins should bread all the time. Bread is delicious. Bread for the whole family!

Oh. My god. What have I been doing with my life???

He’s undoubtedly talented, but, I’m with you—the stuff from his first album especially makes me want to sign him up for an English Comp course.

Claire, I was coming into these comments to basically just sing the praises of cornbread stuffing over the other stuff, but I see you’ve got that covered.

Clover. From your words to [their publicists’] ears.

Best Buy could avoid some of the badwill it fosters in its customers by paying its sales associates commensurate with what the company and their customers expect them to know. New associates get $9/hour, and that pay range caps between $12-13/hour. There’s some bullshit bonus structures, but in the end, they’re still…

LOVE IT

You’ll be sharing this to Lifehacker, right?

There is so much to unpack here: the gay panic that makes straight dudes totally unable to even glance at another mans’s penis; the racist hysteria over black men stealing women with their powerful black sexuality; the inability of Hollywood to reset from its default of cishetwhite (I had never considered lighting…

Lean into that 95%, my friend! I am realizing that I should have left a better trail of spelling, grammatical, and usage errors to indicate my lack of sincerity. What was to be a punch-up at the largely white/male/hetero establishment has devolved into a bunch of people defending the noble dick. I guess I’ll just have…

And let’s not forget Priapus!

Sorry, I didn’t load in enough spelling errors to make it clear I was being satirical.

It’s satire, sweetie.

I keep reading and re-reading that in increasingly more absurd French accents. So, to you, I say, muchas gracias.

I mean, aren’t we all reading just a smidge too much in to this. Let’s be real, the penis is not an attractive thing that people want to look at, not like the female body (of a certain age, body type, skin tone, hairlessness), which is liek 100% a beautiful and desierable thing no matter what part your looking at guys…

This is A+ content for Evil Week.

I’m going to see KESHA THIS WEEKEND and I am over the moon pumped. I’ll be wearing a feminist t-shirt and pretending that I am not an Old on a college campus. Nope, not me, not an Old. I expressed this vague anxiety to a friend of mine, and she said “You’ll be fine, you still have young-passing privilege.”

Stephen, I am wondering if there is a woman that can be blamed for this policy change and how does Gamergate feel about this victory?

It’s the feeling that you get when you are buried deeply in a special monthly kind of misery and at least you have pretzel M&Ms to keep you company.