And I’m supposed to survive until next year without this in my life HOW??

I really need this today, so THANK YOU. I would take a dozen more articles full of these glam pictures. That floppy hat is killer. Tyra would be over the moon for her expression.

I’m here for you, Jez!! Even if I NEVER come un-greyed <3

Also good: “Oh, what a little darling!” Noncommittal, seems complimentary, actually ambivalent.

This is my favorite recurring feature on Jezebel. JSYK staywokestaybae

I assumed they did, but a quick googling over my desk-lunch reveals that not only do they still have the Cone Head™, but it has been usurped as the premier kids’ treat by the new-fangled Monster Mash Sundae®.

Sometime in the 1860s, I think.

I imagine at some point that the M&M eyes would slide around, becoming the stuff of delicious nightmare.

What, did you slip the waitress a Georgie to ensure special attention?

I have fever-dreams about their fisherman’s platter, which seemed the HEIGHT of elegance when I was nine and is now long gone.

Are you still on good terms with this individual? Inquiring minds need to know exactly what makes it difficult. Is it a melting/sliding features thing?

Other things the founder of Friendly’s did not build to make money: Friendly’s.

Whilst I agree with you on the matter and method of muddling the mint, I offer the following counterpoint in contrast to your castigation at the last: mint is delightful. All the mint. Mint forever. Fin.

Ahhh, yes. Wood. The thing that I always find in my dishwasher when my mother-in-law has been helping out. Sweet lady, always trying to disintegrate my favorite cooking utensils.

You’re at least two dollars richer for this comment.

My coworker deleted all his channels and started from scratch. I hope yours took a similar approach and left Facebook forever, my prank-friend!

This is the only acceptable prank: some assjacket coworker leaves their Pandora logged in when they get up from their desk, so you thoughtfully rename all his insufferable stations. Don’t forget to make a toddler station and rename it something attractive like “John Mayer radio”!

They are the WORST.

The grinding.

Like Delia’s? But internet? And apparently big t-shirts are a thing again?