This sounds like a ssssssSSSSSS HOT TAKE.

Mr. Puss Bucket and I were watching something the other night and NBC ran a gloriously worshipful ad for the Olympics focused on the athletes training for their “one moment”—and then the commercial’s moment came and it flashed RIO in big, worshipful letters.

No, you’re right, Mr. Conservative. Universal single-payer healthcare IS the real demon. Absolutely.

ahhhh I don’t have premium cable—how do I watch this??

OTOH, please do continue using actual sandwiches.

Same, but replace “renal failure” with “constant UTI’s.” Cat peed everywhere all the time and there were new carpets to consider, so... buh-bye, cat!

Objectively, getting the dog was one of the worst decisions my husband ever pushed for, but in my defense, I have never said “I told you so.”

lol “upgrade mid-marriage”

So, the real story here is that she is forced to eat raw foods only because she actually secretly cannot cook and is a FAILURE AMONG WOMEN no matter how flat her tummy is?

This was heartbreaking. I love them and I was really looking forward to the promo face-off between Enzo and New Day.

Let’s be honest with ourselves. This is a terrible shirt:

I. Effing. LOVED. Camp Nowhere. My daughters aren’t even in kindergarten yet...WILL IT STAND THE TEST OF TIME??

This professor is NOT making the Woke Bae List for May. Nopity nope nope.

Does no one edit these days? Does Tim Keown somehow defy the requirements of being edited, like some stadium-haunting Anne Rice?

Spot treat it with dish-soap, rub in, rinse, wash as normal. Repeat if necessary.

A decade in retail tells me that she was probably on their radar already for equally BS stuff that they can’t officially write her up for—and this just opened the door under the “professional look” policy. If Zara’s HR is worth a damn, this is going to cause real problems for these two managers.

I don’t know, I basically ended a friendship over her preferring the prequels to the original trilogy. WHAT EVEN HOW CAN YOU SAVAGE

I haven’t had time to keep up with NXT lately (a damn shame, I know, and probably grounds on which to revoke my smark card), so I finally got to experience Mauro during last night’s pre-show and HE WAS A GODDAMNED DELIGHT. I love his “authentic” commentary, his great play-by-play voice, and his constant confounding of…

I said “remarkably few,” not “zero whatsoever because I deal only in absolutes.”

You are my hero. Goddess bless.