Get this tip to thekitchn for testing!

Well, I was getting made fun of for so many other things, that the freckle-having was barely a blip on the radar.

As a freckle-haver, I have never understood the not-wanting of freckles by fellow freckle-havers.

Awesome! No more scripts with exchanges like “Hey, you are not running through a jungle in heels.” “Oh, I totally am.” “...okay.”

I was once PMS-ing really badly and wrote a shitty email to all my friends about what terrible friends they were and basically it was terrible and the first thing I did when I woke up the next morning feeling like a normal human again was email a horrified retraction/apology.

Thank you for writing this. We need to be able to make these decisions and tell these stories.

I was going to make a joke to this effect, but actually I like your serious take on it better.

Since my period returned after my second child, my pre-period mood swing has escalated from “cranky” to “unrelentingly cranky” to the current iteration of “24-48 straight hours of misery and frustration.” It’s terrible and it sucks and I’m going back to my midwife for a birth control with hormones in it.

A) Rihanna probably had to leave when she overheard Kanye saying, “Who’s performing? Riannon? Like, Stevie Nicks?”

I think we’re all missing the bigger point here: what if someone accidentally sees a TAMPON AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The bit where Miss Amanda Bynes would sit on a big bed and read letters and give advice used to SLAY ME.

Searching for this pic, I found the billboard article and realized I’m not the first one to see this, but:

Holy Cats, I watched this last night right before I went to bed and then COULD NOT get to sleep because I was so effing pumped up. As a resident of US-Canada the closest I’ll ever get to seeing this cast is if they film it (please oh please) and in the meantime I’ll just watch this over and over again.

Can confirm. My local host (who is the WORST and believes he is HILARIOUS but is not at all funny ever) wears branded t-shirts everywhere and makes sure you know he is “The Guy of Local Pop Channel Morning Show,” even while dropping his shitty laptop off at the Geek Squad. Guess what, Mr. Guy. The shipping to and from…

WAIT the conscientious citizens who endorse candidates in their commercials are ACTORS?! ?! ?!!!!?? ?

I don’t want anything near my downstairs that might upset the delicate equilibrium of my pH balance, tyvm. Yeast infection-free for 25 years! Let’s make it 30!

Slow clap. Slow, sad, reluctant clap.

I don’t know that I would characterize it as disgustingly biased. They spend most of their time showing all the places Gutierrez could have flagged the prosecution’s case for reasonable doubt and frequently veer off into dry evidence and procedural territory.

They don’t. After listening to Undisclosed, I’ll tell you I certainly don’t have all the answers, and they don’t either. I was not so much convinced of Adnan’s innocence after listening as I was convinced that, even if guilty, he should not have been convicted on the strength of the evidence presented.

Oh, 100% Undisclosed is pro-Adnan, but there is also a lot of procedural detail they uncover that Sarah Koenig wasn’t able to get to. Rabia is certainly convinced of her little brother’s best friend’s innocence, but the other two hosts are just lawyers interested in the case; one of them is a professor of evidence law…