YES the RINGS

Sadly I think your only replacement for 80s/90s proto-Scentsy is....Scentsy. Do you live in the ‘burbs? I’m sure there’s some lady driving around your neighborhood with one of those giant decals on the window of her hatchback!

I promise, the perfume on the light bulb thing is a Thing. My mom used to do it with scented oils and that was in the early to mid-90s.

There is a very real chance that if Bryan continues to wrestle the way he always has, he faces permanent physical/mental injury. I don’t think WWE wants that on their hands.

No! I promise! I’m going to use that parmesan!

Well, as I said, I am grounded from delicious cheesy delights, but if you want to rescue the pre-packaged deli slices of generic cheddar, go right ahead.

THAT GUY???????

I love both Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick, so ??????????

We also attended events for Carly Fiorina and Jim Gilmore, but we didn’t experience much trouble getting a good view there.

I allowed nearly half a wheel of brie to mold untouched in my deli drawer and I have grounded myself from delicious cheeses for six weeks. Punishment must fit the crime!

I’m concerned that her laser focus means she is a one-best-friend kind of woman and that means she can’t be OUR best friend.

Yeah, the contract he got after LoTR specified that in all future films, “redeemed” characters must perish in the third act, but he basically told a German interviewer that he’s willing to die earlier if it serves the story.

She gets any better and Nicholas Cage will steal HER (and then she and Justin Bartha will fall in weirdo love and Nicholas Cage will be SO JEALOUS even though he’s somehow locked down Diane Kruger, and Sean Bean will turn out not to be evil or imprisoned after all).

Just here to declare—with pride and in an overloud voice—that I have never seen The Notebook. YEAH. Take that, Hollywood lady-movie machine!

Void and the Glow Cloud.

All the stars! All the stars for you!!!

Welcome. To Nightvale.

Could be? I hate to make a definitive call on a picture that came from the internet, but...generally, snow does not look like that unless it is super cold and the snow is really super fine. Generally.

Yeah, I bet you could rig one of those babies for sound. Any audio installers wanna get in on this? What are the acoustic benefits to spinning out of a silicone replica-woman? Will it need an amp?

A doll?