I accidentally clicked on this garbage from a twitter link. I won’t make that mistake again. Good thing I have adblock.

Wait, wait - why are the friends getting married megalomaniacs? They said they didn’t need a gift! Is it because they’re getting married in Europe? Maybe that’s where they, ya know, live? Or are from? Or just wanted to, which is their call as it’s their wedding and no one is forcing LW to attend? She wasn’t even…

Dear Bridesmaid: You have a up to a year after the wedding to give a gift so possibly wait for the blow of the trip to settle down financially. Or get them the cheapest thing at their registry. Do not make them a painted heart that is a terrible idea.

Holy shit. This is the advice that you’re giving out? Are we being punk’d?

This certainly isn’t the first time a piece of writing on this site hinted at asshole inclinations.

As a guy that has “lost his wind” more often than I’d like and has had it cause issues in relationships, I can post tips on this brand-new burner account.

You’re dead-on about the XO Jane disease, but I am pretty proud of the Jezebel commentariat this morning for being all “This is bullshit. Don’t be an insensitive asshole about the boner problem.”

LW 1: I don’t think you have to be in a romantic relationship, but if a friend is blowing you off, it may be that he’s feeling smothered as your only local friend. Get some hobbies that get you out mingling with others and forming new friendships.

Recently-married lady here- here are some suggestions for cheap gifts to give a newly-married couple:

Yeah, I thought it was kind of interesting and strange that she just accepted that letter writer’s framing of erectile dysfunction as being something that is someone’s “fault”. It might just be wording, but I really think it’s a mistake to push off something medical as just being one party’s responsibility. It’s not…

Lemme get this straight; an acquaintance is doing the dip on her when she tries to become better friends, and your advice is “it’s cause you’re too pretty, duh!” WTF.

If you think like this, you’re an asshole.

Letter writer, he probably doesn’t like you very much. And it may be due in part or whole to the fact that you…

Listen y’all, the most important advice on here is that if you craft you need that JoAnn’s app. The coupons are off the chain and I don’t buy anything full price at that bitch no mo’!

Jane Marie, who used to run Millihelen. It was a good sub blog, but she has some mean girl/bully-ish tendencies in her writing. Very “look at me, I don’t care, I’m from LA lalalala.”

Just say, “Our sex life is a little, um, weak these days? You know what I’m talking about and you need to figure it out. I love you; call a doctor.” It know this might sound like I’m oversimplifying or being too curt, but with stuff like this, it’s best to just be direct and brief. Blurt it out one morning and go on…

“Last off, his wife probably told him to stop hanging out with you, duh. Which means you are attractive which means you can find a partner which means your friends can have a little time off from taking care of that need which means they’ll want to hang out with you more”

LW1: Sounds like you and your friend grew apart. You may be right in judging his current priorities, but people generally don’t want to hang with people who judge them. Why not try taking a break? Don’t ask or expect him to do anything for six months, and use the time to concentrate on making new friends. There are…

Wow I feel really persecuted right now

noooooooooooooooo.

It’s odd to me that Dr. Nerdlove over at Kotaku, a video game website, gives more empathetic, reasonable, healthy relationship advice than Jezebel, and he manages to do it with a far less condescending tone.

you give really bad, dumb advice