Is that what that is? It’s not the silicone sex doll tool?

The photo attached to this post will haunt my dreams forever.

That picture...

I own a watch. My father bought it for me as a graduation present. It’s pretty, tells the time accurately and feels pretty comfortable on my wrist.

Fun fact: I have actually met the dude who makes John Mayer’s custom watchbands, and he’s really really excellent. Total sweetheart, humble, excellent craftsman, has the cutest family with the most well-mannered children that I have ever encountered.

Jesus, who took this picture? Barbara Walters?

I made this face at that pic.

What in sweet Photoshop hell is this picture

He looks more like a 3D render than an actual person.

How damn many filters did they run this through? This is the photo equivalent Google translating something into meaninglessness. Those faces are disturbingly un-human.

Who are these people & who melted them?

It’s amazing how skillfully John Mayer has deconstructed the pathology of consumerism while simultaneously having not a fucking clue that that is what he’s doing.

John made it O.K. to really go deep into watches and not be embarrassed about it.

Picture choice: The fuck?

uncanny valley john mayer no thx

The tickets are so expensive, and the show is like watching a sad dolphin in a tank. My friends wouldn’t go with me because of it, and we went to Boyz II Men when we were there last.

I went. It was exactly like this.

I hate that this all happened. I wish she could just retire with her gobs of money and go be happy somewhere where everyone won’t bother her as much. :(

honestly it seems like her dad just pumps her full of medication and then props her up on stage