They are well made...and nice to look at too. Why would anyone want an ugly vibrator?

second this, Lelos are lovely <3

Cosigned! I have the little bitty one, the Lily, and it is a delight.

lol! May I suggest the Lelo brand!

Clearly this was an inside job — the woman arranged the whole thing to finally escape from the never-ending hell that is being a bridesmaid.

There’s always someone around who wants to suck the joy out of everything.

Can someone please explain to me why they wouldn’t like this? I see this and I’m like CHANCE OF A LIFETIME because 1) Broadway x Broadway 2) free 3) pure joy 4) talent 5) a million other things that are great.

I’ve heard people say they wouldn’t like this or that it would make them feel awkward. I just don’t…

I know right?!?!

What? Straight guys can’t also find her awesome and incredible and badass?

Uses a Jane Lynch .gif at appropriate times.

Asks for FUCKING DIRECTIONS WHEN OBVIOUSLY LOST.

-clips his toenails in the bathroom over a garbage can.

“I have never been more attracted to you in my entire life.”

39. ability to heal the sick, walk on water & raise the dead

Nick Offerman is my spirit animal.

36. Is nice to your mom. Like, brings her a potted plant or some shit like that.

Sex position where you cling to the other person like a barnacle.

33. Doesn’t whine