I love that you changed your username specifically for this. For what it's worth (and because a lot of people are commenting about this), I'm pretty sure that's a cilantro-lime crema, not guac.

Chernobyl Guacamole.

Nacho fail.

The best nachos are prepared on a cookie sheet, or the like. Why? A single layer of individual chips all get the same distribution of toppings, no undressed chips awaiting a soggy un-eaten fate at the bottom of the bowl.

Don't stack your nachos, people - spread them out. If you're in New Hampshire, the Moat…

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What is this strange warmth I feel in my chest? A glowing sun is rising in my heart! THE SUN OF JUSTICE, IT SHINES OUT UPON THE OPPRESSED. Well done, heros. Well Done.

In some parts of Europe, it's considered rude to even gesture widely at your waitperson. (In Normandy, it's a hand up, no higher than your face - but try just looking expectantly first, in Portugal, hold your hand palm down and make sort of scooping motions) and (back to France) god help the person who calls his…

"I need another Long Island. And make this one goooood. I couldn't taste any alcohol in the last one," she told her.

Oh, the finger snapping. Back in my bar tending days we would get one of those pricks every once in a while. I would always look them in the eye, explain to them that I wasn't their fucking dog, and serve everyone else around or behind them. Do not, under any circumstances, snap or whistle at the staff.

Can we have a round of applause for all of the awesome managers this week? There is nothing more satisfying than a manager that has your back when a customer is being an asshole.

The other day I witnessed a mother grabbing her (13 year old?) son by the front of his shirt and saying "don't you EVER do that again" for being snotty to the cashier at a coffee shop.

All of these were sooooo good. Well done everyone :)

Extra points for a Venn Diagram. Always extra points for a Venn Diagram.

I'm noticing that a lot of these BCO posts involve people who work/eat at The Olive Garden.

I mean, in an ironic sense to a friend or something, sure. Nothing serious though, that's reserved for douchenozzles.

Has anyone, outside of a movie, actually experienced someone using the phrase 'Chop, chop!' in the last decade? ...i didn't think that was actually a thing!

I can't call the place by name because I'm not 100% sure I don't need to work there again ... but Kayleigh Davis, as another refugee of Breadstix, Inc, you are my fucking hero.

It's St Patrick's Day guacamole.

THIS GUACAMOLE IS THE INCORRECT COLOR.

Man, I've never worked in a restaurant but I HAVE had some shitty customer service jobs.

If I ever start a band, I want to name is Exquisite Disdain now.