FUCKING "PAN." You know his real name is Michael or Stephen or something mundane like that.

Homer reference HOLLERRRR

What the fuck? He added the fucking "seastorm eyes" shit DURING the breakup speech? What. A. Turd.

"Angry, I was now drinking to get shitfaced. And it worked."

Hmmm

Several years ago I was at an "art show" with friends (there was art there, but we were concentrating on listening to music and getting drunk) and a guy that I had been casually dating walked in. Now, we were not exclusive, and that was fine with me. I chatted with him and our other friends a bit, then he went off to…

I have Snow Peach! Revlon re-released it and four other retired lipsticks as a limited edition collection last year. It's a bright peachy-melon-pink.

You can still find ads for the Berry Bon Bon. I found a few different scans of this ad, so the color varies a bit, but it looks like a red with maybe a touch of magenta?

These same people probably love Utada Hikaru even though she was largely raised in the United States. It all really comes down to her being a "round eye" and having slightly tanned skin.

I'm hafu with a white American father and Japanese mother. When I was younger I looked obviously mixed and I was treated like a novelty, and now that I'm an adult and look more Caucasian, it is EXHAUSTING to try to "prove" to Japanese people that I'm "Japanese enough". In the US I worked at a Japanese company and…

I'm half Korean half Caucasian. I dealt with people like this growing up. My parents divorced so I moved a lot. When I was living mainland U.S. (Washington state), I was called a "gook" and a "chink". When I moved to Hawaii to live with my mom, I was called "haole (white) shit" by ironically enough, Koreans. …

By their logic, "halfs" would have no country they could represent at all.

What does an Asian look like?

In Asia's Next Top Model cycle 2, Japan was represented by Marie Nakagawa who also does not look 'traditionally Japanese'.

She's Japanese, and good for those that are defending that on the comment boards in Japan. Time to catch up with a considerable chunk of the world on this one, Japan.

Oh Chloe...what again now? mmhmmmm too crass?

"toe-ast"

Mark, if you DON'T want a cross-stitch version of this to give to Allen as the birthday gift he never knew he needed, the time to speak up is NOW