My laundry pile is very, very sexy and now I'm very sexually aroused.

omg. this is officially the worst.

White people names.

Looks like a case of obscene retouching.

Only on DVD.

It's gonna be SO GREAT.

It's on Netflix! NO RENTAL NECESSARY.

You did. Do yourself a favor. Get a bottle of wine stat. Drink half of it. Rent Pitch Perfect. Continue drinking said bottle. Sing and dance along. Thank me later.

It's not like the original had a terribly compelling plot, either. It just makes up for it by being perfect in every other way.

I will still love it all the same. Considering the first one was just basically Bring It On with singing and more sass, and I loved it, I don't need much to be amused for an hour and a half.

Love this.

I'm Liz Lemon levels of happy.

It really does look terrible. And, I'm probably going to go see it in theater and love it anyway.

I love Rebel Wilson. LOVE HER.

The plot looks objectively terrible.

Jamie Dornan, you're making it hard for me not to pity you, even though you're making a jabillion dollars from this shitshow.