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He doesn't defend child rapists nearly as enthusiastically as the last guy!

I'm sure the pizza delivery guy recognized her but I giggle when I imagine her filling out the internet order form

Wow, this actually pinged a 2 on the Florida scale: "What do you mean, this didn't happen in Florida?"

This is such a hot story and I can't even be mad about it.

This is tripping all of my "cuh-razy viral news story that didn't play out like this at all" alarms.

sometimes humor, however gallows it may be, is the only thing that helps.

I'm glad to see at least one appropriate comment amongst all the terribly unfunny gifs. Seriously like wtf is wrong with people? Her family could be reading this right now, and all there is are people who think they are being funny, when really they are being seriously sociopathic

True dat. The guy who owned my house before me was a model train guy and he gave off the weiiiiirdest vibe . The whole house did.

Help me out here BDSM community folks:

I bet a lot of them found jobs in the bush administration.

When I was managing a restaurant I once had a girl submit a resume, and where the meant to write "served parties of up to 60 guests" she mistakenly wrote "severed parties of up to 60 guests".

CHICKPEAS

They should not hire this woman. She will someday write an email venting about a person and accidentally address it TO that person.

Oh I looked up his "chilli" recipe. It's got carrots, celery, and chickpeas in it, and he recommends serving it over basmati rice.

it's a slightly disengenuous statement though. The editors and photographers are hardly Unaware the lights can wash out darker skin tones. They manipulate this tool when they want too, and correct it when it's convenient to them as well, when it evokes the appropriate level of mystique or exoticism for their fashion

And they didn't even thank her?