1) Use white sheets so I don't see it. I also do this so I can always bleach them if need be.

Omigod my shoes are the header of a Jezzie post! That is my foot!

What do you with all the hair on the bed?!

I have NO idea. The first time I saw it on a menu I ordered it because I expected it to be newfangled and amazing but... it was good, yes, but something like everyone who has ever been a simple egg dinner type has had. It's def a weird phenomenon.

i want to say that i am of the opinion that it is 100% chill to be repetitive and unoriginal as long as you aren't suffering from the illusion that you're otherwise. my instagram is just monotonous pictures of my dog

That could be a fun kind of parody tumblr; Someone taking pictures of their soggy microwave burritos or bowls of Chef Boyardee with that twee filter.

But that's how you curate your life. Do you not curate your life? EVERYONE, there is someone here who is not curating their life!!!!! Alert the authorities!!

Avocado toast is fucking delicious don't let people make you feel bad girl.

It's like a yuppie hipster lifestyle magazine that's a total parody of itself.

Apparently a bible that tells you how to perfectly pour your cappuccino, acquire a vintage bike, photograph your twee brown leather shoes, wrap things in brown paper and tie them with twine, and just generally look like you're not fun at parties.

the text is coming from inside the phone!

Jeez... even fake men don't know how to take "no" for an answer.

this is literally jesus punishing you for talkin shit about chris evans

maybe they are trolling you back? MAYBE THEY READ THE ARTICLE?!?

34 year old here. Can you actually cover up dark circles? Foundation covers them up, but I've stopped wearing it and just use a matte powder. I look tired (because I am) but also this shit is genetic.

CAN YOU TEACH US HOW TO DO THIS PLS?

What's the best way to know what lipstick color is right for your skin tone when you're buying online (or even in store)? I'm terrible at picking a lipstick that works for my coloring, which is why I oftentimes resort to clear gloss or Chapstick. Since I normally focus my makeup efforts on my eyes this generally isn't…

Finally. All these years I've been planning my own luxury picnics and I am so ready to delegate that shit.

Basic bitches need not apply? I mean ...whatever fight the good fight and whatnot. Drew does look fly on this cover tho.