I wish Facebook were a person so I could shake its hand.

This is great, but you know sometimes my pituitary feels dirty. How do I clean that puppy?

A vagina massage? Yes, please.

But then how will we cleanse our uteruses?? We obviously need to, since the female body is inherently disgusting in its natural state.

I pictured a leaf blower and an angry little dog.

And there is no way this cleanses one's uterus. Even if your vagina were hanging 0pen without the help of a speculum, your cervix would keep the steam or mist or whatever the hell it is out of your uterus. Thankfully.

I am pretty sure I got a yeast infection just from reading this.

$50 bucks to blow hot air on a vagina? I'm in the wrong line of work.

The character he plays really is devastatingly sexy.

1. Do I have to watch the earlier seasons of Suits to get my Gina Torres fix?

Maybe they need to shift the focus of their marketing to guys and claim that it'll take the wrinkles out of their ball sacs?

I think these people need to perhaps consider another kind of "energetic release" for this area. It's free and way more fun!

Pass.

I LITERALLY SLAPPED MY HAND OVER MY MOUTH. i almost guffawed and i'm still at work, sitting in a cubicle, so everyone would have heard me. i'm dying.

"It is an energetic release" like trauma, I'm guessing. Your body is releasing endorphins to deal with the terror of steam down there.

I've got this awesome hippie Wiccan facebook friend, and she posted a link to an article about vaginal steaming the other day, and no lie, Facebook's top "suggested link" underneath my friend's post was a link to a food.com recipe for steamed clams.

This is most likely harmful, because it will upset the natural vaginal flora, but if it was actually legit steam it would be even more harmful, because it would burn the fuck out of you.

Someone alert Shailene Woodley! She probably hasn't heard about this yet since she has no phone or internet or home and is living in the forest with other woodland sprites, but this sounds right up her alley.

The Husband watches this show religiously but I just turn up for Jessica's outfits and hair so I can scream:

5:1 is a brodeo.