Um, you cannot say that and then not tell us what kind of porn he likes.

"On the surface, these letters seem like courageous acts of humble pie..."

An open letter to my exes:

Open letter to various;

"Look at me! I'm so evolved and special! Admire me! LOOOOOOVE MEEEEE!"

Ooh you're bad.

It was about Uncle Joey!

An open letter to anyone who will listen:

YES!

An open letter to my ex,

This is so foreign to me. I have written plenty of these letters but they're all SUPER nasty and go something along the lines of "I hope you really enjoy this snoring, and his jackrabbit sex style, and his lack of social graces." Does that make me a bad person?

Open Letter to my ex,

How to write an open letter to your ex: Be Alanis Morisette, put it in song form, never tell anyone who your ex is. Get real bitter with it!

An open letter to my Exes

An Open Letter to My Ex's Wife:

An open letter to my ex,

I want this movie so badly now.

"Ve are looking for Nuclear Wessels."

Wow, imagine—college girls might be skeptical of randos who ask a lot of probing questions. It's almost like a major component of undergraduate education is four years of warding off creeps!

"Gain information" from college girls? About what, exactly? The most pilling-resistant yoga pants? The secret ingredient in pumpkin spice lattes?