Or you could tell her that it is where you keep your gun locked up and that guns are for killing and you own that gun for shooting people dead. And that dead people are dead forever. Then you could teach her some actual gun safety in case she ever stumbles across your firearm.

Just riffing here.

You know whose opinion on this topic I give zero fucks about? Yours.

We bought a bio-locking safe for the gun I keep for home defense. It can only be opened with my fingerprint. Hopefully, my kid will never even see the safe. But if she does, I'm going to tell her that it's a trap for the souls of little children to be transported to the Containment Unit, where they don't get any toys…

No blame. Just because it's cold doesn't mean it's wrong. I even mentioned that the police could have been called. (It's happened before to friends.)

I think so, it also looks like cross-dressing Ken in that last picture is holding a pair of nuts too.

My favorite thread in a long, long time.

Alright, which obscure audience is this aiming for...

I mean GOOD FOR HER.

As per usual, completely agree with everything you said.

This is brilliant.

She & her husband better stay away from Buzzfeed today.

OH, FOR...

Stassa, I ask this in the most respectful way, but can you please post a picture of you in your yoga pants? I want to look and look away at the same time. I've instructed my wife to lash me with my belt every time I look and don't look.