Uzo speaks the truth. Sigh. I just like the way he leans.

I feel you Uzo.

I absolutely do not understand (1) what happened in that story and (2) why it happened and (3) how I could possibly care less.

I’m sorry, the who, what? The lighting? The where? WHAT?

I read this as a warning to all other people like me: don’t say maybe to PTSA secretary because next thing you know you’re the President. Don’t say maybe to seem nicer, y’all.

Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.

Well someone had to say it.

You’ve been quiet lately. Welcome back.

Not least, that Puma/Kylie thing will have been not taken lightly in the airy, orchid filled living rooms of the Kardashian Jenners.

Yeah, I always found his usually level of Kanye-ness refreshing despite how obnoxious he could be but at the moment he really seems like he’s spiralling.

“My friend wanted his wife to get an abortion, but she didn’t and now my friend loves his baby.”

Only Donald Trump would “evolve” on abortion based on the experience of a dude.

Words can’t express how much this moves me. I am always floored by the people that hate Beyonce, and think she stands for whatever vile thing they throw out there.

She is the hero the internet deserves.

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

This woman is doing god’s work.

This is awesome.