Right? Like the time she said Terry Dubrow came over to administer an IV in the middle of the night?

I wish people would stop referring to him as a “reality star”. Vicki is a reality star, sure. Brooks is a lecherous grifter who wants DESPERATELY to be a reality star, but never will because he’s a lying liar who lies. ABOUT CANCER.

I adore the both of ‘em.

It’s perfect.

Yes, the gaudy patterns SCREAM 1987 or so.

I want to get married to this dress.

I mean IN this dress. IN this dress.

Oh gods, I love Lindy. <3

I’m not at my thinnest right now. I’m also not killing myself to get skinny before my wedding. My fiancee isn’t marrying my weight - why should I be miserable, to look good in pictures? Fuck that. I’m enjoying my life. I’m enjoying the (non-)planning of my wedding. I’m going to find a dress that I love, no matter what…

Brilliant.

That Ryan Reynolds tweet is new parenthood in a nutshell.

Here is a sentence I never thought I’d utter: Thank you, CatAss.

Didn’t realize it was cool to shame girls for what they wore.

Kendall is a model, not Kylie. Kylie... well, I’m not sure what she does...

Much. Thank you!

That looks far more 1983 than I am comfortable with.

Right?!?

Jammin

OH MY GOD, YOU ARE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

Grade: B+ (You go through Kylie Jenner’s garbage and find a lot of great stuff to take home.)

YES, now that you’ve said that, I totally remember it! Thank you.