Well, that happened quicker than expected.

During her previous time in Waco....

I assume there are many grandparents whose tickers may stop upon hearing this, so be advised.

You just know that dog is annoyed that scooters are on his turf.

My money says Garrett Quinn is a lacrosse player.

Scott Walker is the biggest kiss ass.  

Hopefully they’re not whispering “nandrolone”

But not embarrassing for the woman he slapped on the ass?

Smiles and furiously scratches neck

+ 1. Pri(n)celess.

Thames sure can M*A*S*H the ball.

If only there was someone in the area that they could call to help walk them through the issue.

The pitcher should technically be the backup for a third baseman.

Roger Goodell should be picking up the tab considering he’s clearing $30 million a year.

1109 points. That single season mark would put her third all time in the NCAA since 1985 - men’s and/or women’s - behind Bo Kimble and Hersey Hawkins.

Xoloitzcuintles is a hell of a scrabble word.

Birth certificate from little league

A 38 year old is not allowed to use the phrase “back in my day”.