Manfred’s voice must get crazy hoarse having to talk about this every season.

Damn, I’d be pissed if I crushed 3 dingers and a double and it only netted 5 runs.

It’s actually not that hard.

And having zero turnovers.

Nice SF. Instead of just tweeting you release him, you thought this a good moment for an end of the line, gloves resting on helmet photo. You know, because the 49ers care about discipline (but are pseudo-visual creatives too).

I imagine this is how Melania met Donald.

Cheerleaders at cricket matches are like knowing there’s going to be bagels in the office when you get in but really it does nothing to make the long, boring day any better.

This is a rather tame response militarily. Given that we’ve used over a thousand Tomahawks between the Gulf War in 1991 and 9/11.. Basically it’s been used as an alternative to using jets, bombers and ground troops in every major American conflict over the past 25 years....Bosnia, Serbia, Iraq, Libya, Yemen, you name…

And George Lopez is at the Thunder Valley Casino in beautiful Lincoln, California on June 9th!

So he’s ok with this?

I love the “I think I’m being cute by acting like I’m thinking” move only to realize “hey I’m doing something douche baggy”.

US Gets Gorsuched In The Rectum

Another premature exit for Pitino.

There’s going to be a lot of discussion about this injustice over Bloody Mary’s tomorrow morning at the Moraga Country Club.

Looks like someone at the scorer’s table didn’t realize their green St. Patrick’s Day hair will be turquoise the next day.

It’s ok Jim, no one is paying any attention to this loss.

No. This is inspiring.

The Magic defense is a thing of ugly.

Playin’ soft Jazz like Kenny G.