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An often overlooked casualty of 9/11 was Dennis Miller’s humor.

Because penis size is related to shoe size. That makes being assaulted by a clown really, really bad.

Mary’s Igloo? Come on Alaska, change that name to Palin’s Vagina and get with the program.

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Water is a valuable commodity here and fancy new football stadiums don’t just build themselves.

Someone needs to let Sofia Richie know that wearing the Jamaican flag is only acceptable if you’ve just won the gold in a track and field event.

In Buffalo, the violators are subject to erections.

Must be nice to have an unplanned “gap year” with a home in Palo Alto and part-time teaching gig at Stanford in reserve.

Consider that the median home in Palo Alto sold for less than $20,000 in 1956, versus $2.5 million today — an appreciation rate of 12,500%.

This weekend I also got to thinking about a girl with long black wavy hair.

Been listening to early Biz recently. The simplicity of the beats and his unpolished freestyle are timeless. My opinion, Biz is highly underrated.

Yohann Diniz needs a pair of those pants.

NFL should know there are other ways to advertise that Texans/Raiders Monday Night game in Mexico City.

Clearly there’s a methadone clinic in Chelsea Clinton’s building.

Relax...the site simply got overheated and will be back up in a couple hours “feeling great”.

Did not know Ted L. Nancy was working for the Department of Commerce.

I’d like to see Kaepernick start doing these press conferences in a George Mikan jersey.