Tibet they won't do that again.

Cash (doesn’t) Rule Everything Around Mike.

For a second there I thought the NY Times had another Fred Trump story.

In all likelihood they’re going after McCain for his pro-Ukraine stance.

Not sure I feel comfortable with the sexual innuendos regarding my grandparents Lester and Madeline.

I am sure there are thousands of other SMU alums waiting to get the rocks off as well.

Two things about the Taylor Swift item. She looks better when she’s not trying to look the best. And that big juror in the blue polo isn’t giving any fucks about who she is.

Update. MoMA has offered $1 million for it.

Jesus, clean your glasses before cleaning the plate, Blue.

I highly doubt he loses the ability to get an immediate erection if a text comes in at 2am.

Godspeed Rudy Van Gelder. Thank you.

There’s also a wonderful American proverb that says, “Trump is a fucking idiot”.

Beer run.

And I thought Angela Merkel was the only Chancellor to bring the wood.

I call bullshit because if he was drunk enough to buy a bus he would have been drunk enough to have lost his phone.

Hernandez was playing as in as you could be for that situation. Pence would have been five paces behind him and wouldn’t have made the play either. Pros instinctively know bloop base hits, hence the jog.

I obviously lost a lot.