Hitting the yayin at 4 o’clock on a Thursday. You go Springer.

Our national parks are wonderful! Only someone whose visited every single corner of each one should be qualified to rank them.

Stakes is high.

Seems excessive. Xherdan Shaqiri and Bojan are already worth at least 50 scrabble points.

Something tells me there are exactly 6 vanities at Paisley Park.

Supercuts inebriation chart

According to gastroenterologists, the pools definitely gave them something unfair.

Advice...Look at it like getting pulled over for running a non-existing stop sign in Tijuana. Have a couple Franklins ready for the authorities on the way to the police station.

Victims of crime in Baltimore. BPD believability scale:

And always carry a second set of glasses.

Way to cap off a patriotic night Florida.

Rex approves

Michael,

Where are all the barefoot girls dancin’ in the moonlight?

I prefer tape three, the one with all the Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise out takes.

A ‘try’ zone?

Between 1982 and 1986 every pop song DID have a token saxophone interlude. It got annoying real quick.

Congo, Fuck Yeah!

“Efimova was one of the Russian swimmers who was banned from the Rio Olympics by the International Swimming Federation last month, but that decision was quietly overturned for reasons nobody can quite explain.”