Did this dim-witted shitbird get a rooster without ever, like, reading about roosters? “This stupid rooster won’t even play fetch and is useless when I take him duck hunting!”

Yep.

Edited: oh, I guess it fixed itself.

Honestly, this is exactly what I fist thought about, too! As a white woman, I was like, ‘yeah but even if this wasn’t a bullshit response in the first place, what was the last thing white women did collectively...get Trump elected? Yeah, we don’t deserve any sort of shout out.’

Why it gotta be mom’s cooking? Dad don’t cook? I’m kidding of course, but someone would’ve taken it there because people can’t just let an affirmation stand. Their mindset is affirmation for you = denigration for me.

That tweet was unbelievably innocuous and kinda warm. It sounds as divisive as “shoutout to mom’s cooking.”

We’re getting an IKEA store near Indianapolis and I still for the life of me do not understand what the big fucking deal is.

It’s so annoying when I’m just walking down the street and “become deceased.” It’s a real hassle.

She “became deceased?” Yeah, no. She was shot and killed by the cop.

US History (channel) has been given over to pawn shows, aliens,  swamps and ice aliens. Though they did a half decent version of your top gear.

This reads more like ironic, bitter Buzzfeed. Just like Gawker started as ironic, bitter celebrity gossip. I’ll allow it.

they never had that fucking awful, catty, complicated, competitive, bullshit going on between them that usually crops up between mothers and daughters around early adolescence and either mostly fades away in early adulthood

She has a reputation for being... a pill.

I read the usher story last night, and I am vehemently disgusted by the green goo coming out his dick!

Hmm, I have been embracing grunge lately. I think jeans, a tshirt, flannel, and doc martins (on a cold day) are going to win out over easier hair for sho. I’m just trying to stay up to date with the times! It’s not my fault that the times are currently stuck on my teenage years ;).

I will support you in this endeavor. My part is a little left of center, but is pretty much this hairstyle. I’m well over 25. Past the age of giving any fucks what other people think of my hair.

God dammit, I was happy for a second there that I could go back to a ridiculously easy hair look for my hair, but noooo I’m not under 25.

If you’re under 25 or 30 *shrug* why not?

Exactly. And how do you not just accidentally memorize them from performing it so much? Hell, I still have most of Geri’s Spanish verse from “If You Can’t Dance” memorized, and that was off the Spice Girls firsts album. And, you know, I’m not the one who performs it.