Sadly, I ALWAYS wanted to be able to wear one of these dresses. There aren’t enough pairs of Spanx in the world to make that happen.

I’m not sure what the Canadian version of Dueling Banjos would be (banjos aren’t really our thing, are they?), but assume that whatever it is, it’s playing right now (come to think of it, it might involve Nickelback).

Jesus wouldn’t judge you for drinking it. He seems to have had other concerns, people loving each other and whatnot.

Also, he’s fucking 65- he was a young man in the 80s and 90s. Let’s stop pretending that he came of age in 1910. This fucker knew what he’s doing. He’s a pig who abuses his position to sexually assault young women. And this was happening recently. That statement is shameful, and I expected better from Lisa.

Thank you & I am sorry about your friend. The system really needs some serious reform and oversight. I am just worried it is going to take my boyfriend’s son getting seriously hurt for them to wake up and do anything. When my boyfriend was telling me about all the emergency visits I told him “this the the case you…

I totally support the FDA here. GTFO with adding imaginary ingredients to official labeling, even if you’re just trying to be cute.

As for why CPS didn’t move her kids to family members first, they usually (at least here in FL) try that first. But if family members are unwilling or unable to care for the kids, or are too far away, then foster care is unfortunately the next step.

If I dropped a baby I would confess proactively—sorry, while you were out I dropped your baby. I hope the baby is ok. WTF is wrong with people?

It’s pathetic and enraging that they refuse to even try. Their response is literally always, “we’ve tried nothing whatsoever, but we’re positive that your idea won’t work.” It would be comedic if it wasn’t so tragic that they genuinely believe the answer is MORE guns.

“You can’t legislate against evil.”

“You can’t legislate against evil”

Normally you have good opinions, but this is not one of them.

Thank you for bringing the conversation back to where it should be: a mother taking difficult and drastic steps to ensure her daughter’s safety. Some of these comments are fucking disgusting.

Aww, I actually think it’s cool that’s she’s the only woman in LA who HASN’T gotten lip fillers.

When are we going to stop being surprised when Wendy does what Wendy gets paid for? And the reason I don’t watch her. It has ever been thus.

a travel guide to India for those “tired of traveling to latte-based cultures.”

These are both worthy options, but I’m all in for Baba Yaga. Once we’re no longer lethal-sex desirable, we are all the crone. Our wisdom is our power. Our rejection of the patriarchy is the reason they fear us. We surround ourselves with our sisters because Fuck Dudes. We are mysterious and strong and don’t care what…

Okay, obvs everyone should vote for Baba Yaga and then dress in Dolly Kei fashion.

WHAT?!?!

Counterpoint: It’s twitter. The platform isn’t for thinkpieces nor is it ideal for deep, mature conversation.