I never realized Ross was only 26. I think in my mind that just made no sense so I subconsciously made him be in his 30s? Also something about David Schwimmer (and Ross in particular) just...never seemed young, somehow. Like, he was born middle aged.

Every time a British royal gets married or has a baby and America loses it’s collective shit I wonder about this. And why is it always British royalty that’s so interesting to Americans? I’m pretty sure kings, queens, princesses, etc. in other countries get married and have kids and walk around outside waving and do…

Thought better of my comment because I have actually never seen this woman’s work. But I did have a “cool girl” phase that I deeply regret.

I had a good experience with Lexapro, although I did find that it caused intense headaches and difficulty waking up in the morning. My body would be up, but my brain was not moving, if that makes sense. That passed for me after a couple of weeks. I was prescribed it temporarily for anxiety which is usually manageable…

I have much respect for Diane Keaton as an actress, and she seems to be a very warm hearted person in interviews, but she also strikes me as extremely exhausting. Like that one friend that you only pick up every 5th time they call or only call occasionally because they are a nice person, but really hard work to be…

Also what is the one with the lines about changing your mind more than a girl changes clothes and you PMS like a bitch? hot and cold, I think? HAAAAATE. I Kissed a Girl has always bothered me, too. Like, I vaguely recall that she came out at one point maybe not specifically as bisexual, but as curious or fluid at…

I envy your ability to straighten and not have frizz. I have the opposite problem. I can do curly fairly easily (although the constant product shopping is the WORST), but if I straighten it looks good until I leave the bathroom and then it frizzes. It is...not my best look.

I like Deva Curl’s curl maker and the mister right reactivator, but hate all of their products for actually washing my hair.

Ooo. I love those. I don’t need those. The strap will look terrible on my thickish ankles, but I seriously love those.

I hate everything that’s in style right now. What the hell are those businessy striped/off the shoulder/cold shoulder shirts and where am I supposed to wear them? And why would I want to?

I was Team Jerry on this one, but he’s now crossed the asshole line. I stand by his right not to be hugged, but I also think there is no reason he is still talking about this. (Did he get asked, specifically? Maybe if he was answering the question. But still. You only have to answer it once, dude).

The only reason I questioned it was that I couldn’t remember if he was like a Gene Simmons style asshole who never did drugs or alcohol.

I don’t know why I just did that, but you’re right. Looks pretty much the same. And also why does the man not buy clothes that fit properly or have them tailored? I know he can afford it. Hell, Melania is tailored to within an inch of her life. Why not just toss his stuff in with hers and have clothes that fit?

It might be the terrible way his suits fit that makes him look shorter.

I was actually just doing a little Googling to see if A. cocaine use could impair your taste buds (yes, although I’m not sure how much you would have to take and I’m not sure if it’s like smoking and you can actually get your sense of taste/smell back) and B. trying to figure out if Donald might have used a lot of…

My cousin attended the same high school as Cotton. I think she was a freshman when he was a senior. There have been rumors about him actually being gay since he was in high school, apparently. I’ve never really heard why people have been saying that for 2 decades or more, but apparently they have.

The roundness was what surprised me the most. Even large white men tend to have flatter butts. Maybe the slightly bent over angle is making it appear rounder than it is?

I knew about the steak. A thing I actually thought might prevent more people from voting for him (who eats steak like that? I mean, children, maybe, but once you hit about 10 you usually learn how to eat a steak). But...the Filet O’Fish thing is news to me. I could see it being kind of an attempt at being like, see…

Is he, or is that just what he tells people? I wouldn’t put it past him to lie about his height. He lies about everything else, especially if he thinks it makes him more attractive (I really have no stake in this; my height hotness zone is somewhere around 5'6 to 5'11.)

As Kevin Mallone says, The game is is [he] hot, not would you do [him]. Respect the game. I say that to say that I probably would, too, but that doesn’t make him hot. It makes him averagely attractive or not repulsive or something.