You cannot imagine how relieved I am to not be the only person to notice that that is way more butt than I would have imagined him to have, if I had ever actually wanted to spend any time considering his butt.

I am both horrified and fascinated by that butt shot. Like, ew, no, can’t unsee! But also...I knew he wasn’t a particularly thin man, but I also had no idea his butt was that big (I don’t even know if it’s that big or if it is just disproportionately large). It seems rounder than the average white man’s butt (not in…

Was it the video chat thing on messenger? I did not know it existed until I accidentally called someone using it. Also it is terrible. Or at least, it was terrible that day. It kept freezing and I couldn’t really hear the people I was talking to very well. Do not recommend.

I think the reduction might have come after she was legally emancipated?

This. Mostly because even the stuff he says that seems right wing just seems to come from being dumb/speaking without thinking or really understanding, but the stuff with the pets is really clear and indicates he’s a bigger jackhole than I wanted him to be.

Same. Once he got buff he just started looking generic to me. And also I just have never actually been into buff.

I hate you right now.

It was mostly just a bad joke about wearing pajamas in public, a thing which horrified my mother and was mostly born of laziness and poor hygiene, but you’re actually right. I don’t really believe people should have to apologize for their clothing choices.

Ah, freshman year of college when I attended my morning classes in my pajamas. I probably owe a few chemistry professors an apology for that.

I wore a uniform at private school, but not in high school. I hated it at the time, but I wish I could go back to it now. All of the public schools in my area have moved to uniforms. The kids hate them I like did, but the parents still love them.

I really like Kesha, but I am not a hugger/have serious issues with being touched and no amount of personal tragedy should make me have to hug anyone, but especially not someone I don’t know. And also please only ask me once. If I said no I am not going to change my mind after 3 more asks.

I did not expect Spencer and Heidi to last past the series finale of that show. And yet here they are outlasting couples that seemed much healthier and together. But then again I guess sometimes certain kinds of dysfunction actually keep couples together.

But what about the fact that the women mentioned specifically here are women who stayed committed to that person? Multi decade marriages don’t really suggest an issue with commitment? Wouldn’t they just move on to another student if the issue was commitment/passion? (I am not necessarily disagreeing with you, by the…

I am embarrassed to admit that I don’t hate North as a name. I hate that it is North West, because that is ridiculous. But I think North itself is really cute. But I’d never name a child that and otherwise agree with you.

A newborn in my mid-30s almost killed me. Toddler in my late 30s may succeed in finishing the job (and everyone wants to know when we’re having baby #2! WTF). The idea of being a parent to newborn twins at 56 makes me want to just go ahead and lay down and wave the white flag and wait for death.

I have absolutely no idea if this is true, but it has the virtue of being completely believable and is a much simpler explanation than “Stevie Wonder has been running a multi decades scam pretending to be blind for...reasons...”

I was kind of on board with waiting if one really really wanted children and the other wasn’t sure, but was going to decide at a reasonable point in the future. But debt and child support...I don’t know. On the surface it makes sense. In reality I know a lot of people with that situation and it never stopped them from…

If that’s truly part of the hold up, then I think I should take back some of my snarky feelings about this. If she knows she wants kids and he’s unsure (and dealing with a sick child would definitely make anyone unsure, I think, or at least make it hard to know if you really want another child or not) then I can see…

Okay, I think this means they haven’t actually been engaged as long as I thought (still a long time, but I think I forgot that when I was watching Slade was with someone named JoJo, maybe? And then they broke up and he was dating Gretchen, but they weren’t engaged yet. It’s still a long engagement, because I think…

Some of these women aren’t even wives. I think some of them actually work outside the home. So I think the answer to your question is “a person with more money than sense with a very intense desire to be on television and an extremely dramatic personality (with some exceptions, because if every one is acting…