I did!

Saucers of beer works pretty well for snails and slugs both, I think. Also, we have a decent toad population because we have a pond and woods behind us, and I think that helps as well. I think there might be something like possums and or certain snakes as well?

I acknowledge this could be a serious problem, but on the other hand, I think slugs are cute and I like it when they visit my house (probably less if they ate my entire garden).

“[F]lowers are a traditional Valentine’s token, and red roses are the classic symbol of romance, be it a dozen hand tied in a beautiful bouquet or simply a single stem.”

But it sounds fancier because of the accents.

I kind of want this for the little girl who seems to have been ignored by her mother until she completely changed everything about herself, and I would like to see her get a “fuck you” moment. On the other hand, I have no idea if that narrative is actually true or just a convenient theory that I made up and I really…

But hey! I sometimes like to wear shorts in the summer because it’s hot, TOO! So really, Jenna Bush is just like me! (I honestly haven’t ever read what she’s written, but there does seem to be a “Pippa Middleton gives lifestyle advice” vibe to what you are reporting).

Basically until I realized that I just don’t have any talent in any of the theatrical areas. I cannot act, sing, dance, choreograph, write, or anything. so I gave up by college, although my older cousin was a theatre major and I just wanted to be like her so badly.

Yeah, Iggy actually sounds tougher than this guy and that is saying something. Which, I mean, you don’t actually have to sound tough, there are some rappers that I like that don’t, but he is clearly TRYING to.

I mean, that’s what I thought, but then I thought maybe I missed one of the would u polls or something and it turned out people had collectively lost their minds or something.

Wait. People want to fuck Paul Ryan?! How.

I think we should just skip all the fuss and send him his award immediately.

Any chance they could have made a large donation to the right synagogue and gotten a lighter vetting than normal?

Same. Except it was swan lake, and I tried to have choreography, but it was never the same twice. If I had been any good as a choreographer or dancer there might have been some interest in that, but since I’m not it was just different random twitchings, leaps, and twirls, and sudden dropping to the ground.

My cousins and I would sell lemonade at the family yard sales, sometimes, but we’d generally get bored after maybe an hour, and run off to do something else. But we never had like a roadside stand or anything.

I made it approximately 52 seconds in to that masterpiece before I was overcome by the genius and was unable to continue (also, I could barely understand him, but I’m pretty sure he had a line in there about paying too much taxes and then I died).

I think a big help would be talking to them about it long before it’s a problem, the same way you would talk to them about safe sex and consent, or drinking, or drugs. Not in a laying down the law way, but in a real, this is what can happen, not all 13 year olds on the internet are actually 13 kind of way. I grew up…

So I’m not totally feeling this dress, but the look in general...it me. Except I only wish I had been in the pit at Lollapalooza when Pearl Jam played (I have to sub the time I almost got backstage at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert - like, they gave me a pass, but then the band decided not to do the backstage thing.…

Come sit by me. This is the one true Fancy. Drake and Iggy can take a seat and learn something.

That lyric IS terrible, but let’s not forget “Now that I know who I really are” is a real line from an Ariana Grande song. And there’s a song right now by someone I have no idea who, but the lyric says something about the smell of perfume stuck in the air, and I cringe every time I hear it. Also “the club isn’t the…