Right? I liked how the guy says no, actually I increased the plus size offerings! We offer more plus styles now! But no one can actually find what they need, so I mean...did he really? I don’t get this thing where you want to make your biggest seller hard to find because that’s not actually the customer you want.

This plan is solid.

I continued to watch because Lloyd existed and I really enjoyed the Ari/Lloyd relationship (whatever that says about me). I could have lived without E, for the most part, but I did tend to enjoy Drama and Turtle. I don’t know how you DON’T love a guy who changed his name to Johnny Drama in order to be an actor.

Honestly, I always look at the plus size models because I find it gives me a better idea of what something will look like on me even though I’m not plus size (I don’t know if it’s because I’m closer to plus size than to size 2 or if it’s just because body shapes are more helpful than body size or what). They were…

I think vinegar also works. Just to save your vodka or keep you from having to drink vodka infused with sweat.

Also literally almost everything requires another shirt under it to not show myself to the world. So I have to wear a tank top under a polyester shirt and I live in a swamp and then much of it is “hand wash only”. So I feel you.

I mean, I had to go back to work when my baby was 2 months old. Which meant we were still basically sleeping in 2-3 hour increments. I do not know how people survive that without napping (I would do it in the car on my lunch break, but that was only possible because November and December where I live do not get so…

If you are truly committed, any room can be a nap room. Sure, your company might frown on it, but if you’re sneaky enough and determined enough, you can make it happen.

My husband just decided (really randomly) to re-watch the first couple of seasons. I don’t hate early Entourage, really, some of it was pretty entertaining, but the parts where we are supposed to really be taking what’s his name seriously as an actor stretch believability too far for me. I don’t know if
Adrian Grenier…

I got a picture of Zac Efron and a picture of Mark Wahlberg in mine. Also one casino mogul. I really feel like I should clarify that I am a woman and my name has never been considered masculine in the entire history of my name. Meaning, it’s not like Ashley or Evelyn or Beverly.

Yes! I feel like I would kind of like to hang out with Bobby’s version of Kylie. I don’t have any interest in the current version.

My mother just feels I’m depriving the child of one of life’s joys. I kind of am not sure why she would need soda before she’s even 2. Also she says because I drink it it’s not fair? Somehow? I’m like, I also drive a car, drink alcohol, stay up as late as I want, and watch what I want on tv. I don’t let her do any of…

It’s one of those “we didn’t even have car seats in my day and you survived” kind of things. I have been told my whole life about how I came home from the hospital with my grandmother holding me. I don’t recall having a car seat at all in my life. Trust me, I have no intention of letting her ride without the seat (I’m…

I am mentally preparing to be that mom in the ER every other week because she is basically some kind of Eval Knieval incarnation. I don’t want to do the whole overloaded schedule thing, but she’s going to need some kind of physical outlet - gymnastics, climbing, swimming, whatever.

Okay, in one of Bobby’s shots above I was like, Dude, Even Adam Lambert looks appalled at you. But apparently that was the 3rd one I did not know existed?

Okay this is the part where I would have had to have words with her. Because I brought this tiny little ball of energy here so she could play and run and get exercise and go the fuck to sleep. If you pick her up and put her at the top of the slide and she doesn’t get enough exercise and doesn’t go to sleep so help me…

I think it depends on what we are defining as “baby”. My 18 month old can be alone for very short stretches of time (she entertains herself fine, but it generally involves climbing tall furniture, torturing the dogs, playing in the toilet, climbing onto the windowsill and playing with the mini blinds, finding…

My mother will swear to you on a stack of Bibles that I slept through the night at 3 months old and never once ever woke her from her sleep. She is absolutely full of shit, but she will still tell you that. Meanwhile, my 18 month old is still cycling, sleep wise. 3 good weeks, 7 bad weeks, 2 good months, several bad…

Sort of related, but my mother has been harping that I don’t stay at home with our toddler, basically since the end of my maternity leave. I’ve been home a lot with her the last couple of days because she has been sick, and today I called my husband at lunch and said, you have to come let me go to work for awhile…

Obviously these are all pretty hideous. But the one piece with the circle cut out in the middle. Y’all. This is a bikini, but stupid. If you want to show that much of your midsection wouldn’t you just buy a bikini? These versions don’t look like they would keep the girls in anymore than your average bikini, so it’s…